*gets in uber to a silent car Me: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it “So, you been busy tonight?”

Bro if you’re scared of dying alone just go to A&M everyone gets married at like 19 here

To the house that I TP`ed as a child, I hope you can see now that I was only trying to prepare you for this day

There’s a new bot in town 🤖 Check this out (until the very end)! tesla.com/ai

Most things start simple. As humans, we complicate them. The greatest complication is undoing the complication to make simple once again. #daydreaming #nightthinking

Yeah Shelby I'm gonna need a bit more hustle next time. Lesson learned x.com/shelbyeiland/s…

People are scared, but belittling those with different political views is going to tear our country apart faster than any president can do.

Milo's also ready for the first day of the season, Nov. 19! #Breck #🐶

if you are ever feeling bad about yourself, just be thankful you weren't middle school Niki with a Facebook.

Choosing your lab partner on the first day is like choosing who you are going to marry after one date & praying they end up not being crazy

All I heard was a complimentary dinner anywhere sooo yeah go live at #sterlingnorthgate 😛

More like me making my rounds in Costco trying to get multiple free samples x.com/girlposts/stat…

It’s big/lil season & UPD just got their matches 💗💗💗💗

bless college football games 🌅

Good news, Ags: There will be no Silver Taps tonight! 👍 #tamu