10 Things That Can Wake You Up Better Than Coffee... bit.ly/1uwSMnq

"""Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither."""

"According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently."

"If you kiss my neck, it's going down."

do u ever feel like screaming _�_fuck you to your family members but you cant so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter

basically

New #HarryPotter Christmas stories revealed: JK Rowling releases the first of 12 festive specials bit.ly/1z1MU7z

Fact: playing air guitar underwater is actually harder than playing regular guitar.

How are you celebrating Thanksgiving this year?

Elena Hight shows us how she keeps her body in world class shape: bit.ly/1l6Bjz3

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

That dress isn't getting any better. I'm also worried about the coffee as Edie isn't wearing her specs

"I just unfollowed Taylor Swift, I'm expecting a song about me within an hour."

'The #Sybian helped me enjoy sex with my partner so much more'

Foreplay readies the body and mind for sex #sextip

All Twitter is talking about is Girls Love Rihanna and Instagram Video