Tyler Marriott Listen to rainymood.com and youtube.com/user/jwcfree?b… at the same time :)

Agnes: Pretty please? Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

My future graduation speech: "thank you Google, Google and uh....Google."

Do you have friends? Yeah I have all ten seasons *forever alone*

Teacher: You failed the test. Student: You failed to educate. Whachaaaa

I’m not addicted to movies. I only watch when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Hey are you single? lol no I’m plural.

When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it (y)

When u daydream in class & realize ur teacher asked u a Q "Can you repeat the part about the stuff where you said all about the things?"

If tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

No teacher, I didn't know the answer, that's why my hand wasn't raised.

@maddi_kowal Then what about linear equations in maths? trickaay :P

LOST RING if found please return to Sauron, Lord of darkness Mordor.

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It’s not a very good poem, but it’s very deep.

#MentionTo your friend who's just like your sister. a

I’ve had a horribly busy day today, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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