Orange Juice is 75 dollars

Breakfast of champions

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

INCREDIBLE MOMENT: Boynton Beach police sent this video out in the hopes to honor the people who got out of the car to help the woman who had a medical episode while driving. bit.ly/3l0W8Pf

Happy 6/9 to those who celebrate

did the same thing to me in high school lmao

How soon before BeReal is used as an alibi in a court of law

“I WANT EVERY SINGLE HELLCAT KEY ON MY DESK RIGHT. F*CKIN. NOW!!!”

SPOTTED FROM THE CHINESE SPY BALLOON!!!

Declaration of Memes Plastic straws are fine

Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class

THE TRUE CHAMPS #GitSome

3 days rest? At what, 20? 21? Take the fucking ball.

The back corner of my brain where the demons kick it at

Cissy

IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail

Moving out to Phoenix in a month

Nothing better than drinking as many margaritas at the airport as you can until your boarding time