this is money cat, he only comes once every 150 years, retweet to get 7 years of good luck and good fortune.

Fuck

I double kickflipped over a tall box of donuts in my dream last night. It was seriously the best sensation I have felt in a long time 🎣

Happy birthday Kyle. You are the water. Miss and love you bro ❤

All ya gotta do is take the red pill

This is so cool

I am not a big fan of most people.

Wombats poop cubes

I can't believe my 5 year old isn't five anymore.. 😢

Today is a great day to pee into the wind

😂 Never gets old 🎥 P-STONE

New iCarly so good

Sylas is currently playing minecraft and screaming, "I NEED THE FLESH! I NEED THE FLESH!!" How adorable🐰 #boyswillbeboys

I love making food and being excited for leftovers the next day before I've even started eating

Posture check

good number #MyTwitterAnniversary

Just dropped Sy off for his first day of 1st grade. I stepped on one of his Lego pieces when I got home and I'm not even mad about it. I love my little boy so damn much 😭🥺

DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR TOASTER