Yo, is it cool if my boy Michael C. Penis comes?

Going Crash Bandicoot mode tonight

Me and my bros

bought my first shiesty and it just has the mouth hole and no other holes ☹️

Vacaville

I drew a picture of RiFF RAFF and tweeted it to him when I was in high school, and he used it for an acapella mixtape cover and gave me no credit

If I was president I would make it illegal to put out a song where u can hear 2 Chainz’ voice in the background, but not put his verse on the song …….. I’m looking at u Mr. Bieber

You can only pick one; noodles edition

Danger is my maiden name

Went on a first date yesterday and at one point was on all fours drinking from a sprinkler

I threw it ON the GROUNDDDDD

J. COLE DAYLYT AB-SOUL NEW SONG OUT NOW 🚨

before the game even started I literally told my friends I felt like Bam was going to score 70…. and then after he hit 70 I was like he might as well go for 80

I trained my Alexa to play Steely Dan whenever it hears the distinct sound of a Coors Light being cracked open