#MACtion

Eatin' Big Time is the song of the summer. youtube.com/watch?v=caMyTh…

Textless version rivaling Cryptic Command for remembering what the card does.

Day in Trump's economy: > Wake up, check the news > BLS: "10 billion new jobs created" > Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are. > Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5% > Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour > Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside

Completed GA without gold, first Herbie build was so good I had to concede games to get under the cap for more free tickets. After the OTA I re-created it in the aggregate with Doom. Post-OTA Doom had a better win rate than Herbie. SnapDecks

Sick 7-2 🏆 with this one. Only played the Battleship once but it was in the trophy match and it killed seven creatures and a Hissing Quagmire. Secluded Starforge was very good.

Leisurely climb to Infinite this month. Most of the climb with Darkhawk (he is back KM Best ) and finished late 90s with Supergiant to crush the IW/Car decks. SnapDecks

Show me a better Battleship.

Another 7-2 🏆with a Gruul deck with Battleship.

“I have done that,” said Toad, and he crossed out.

7-2 🏆 with something other than Gruul. Dyadrine is nasty.

The Boys Are Back In Town

Those of you who don't know what authoritarianism looks like...this is it. All the gaslighting about previous presidents "what about...!!! Is bullshit. I've been talking about the slide towards NOW for 30+ years. Those earlier concerns were nothing. Now we are HERE.

Midweek Magic on Arena this week is EoE Constructed, but all the bonus sheet cards are also legal. I'm sure this is built poorly, but Strip Mine enjoyers will get a kick out of it.

Don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.

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Going to make prepping for the Orlando Spotlight much easier.