Olympic opening ceremony: 10 out of 10. Incredible. Go, Celine!

You're welcome, world. I made this happen!

The Onion We’re in if she’s in.

served up some beats at my fav chicago dog spot 🌭

Historians: Is the #22 Illinois victory over #24 Michigan the first time in history the higher ranked team's fans stormed the field after a win?

Brilliant.

I read an 1,800-word article in the WSJ that contemplates why Moana is more popular today than when it came out 8 years ago. The author didn't mention Dwayne Johnson until 1,200 words in. 😂LOL. The story is awesome, the songs are great, and The Rock is in it. It's not complicated.

🚨 Georgia, the wait is OVER! 🚨 We’re thrilled to announce that Portillo’s is coming to Kennesaw, GA! This will be our very first location in the Peach State, and we can’t wait to bring a taste of Chicago to our Georgia fans.

This guy is good.

It's hilarious that my kids love the show "Young Sheldon" and yet they've never even heard of The Big Bang Theory.

The Superbowl ads have now featured flying eyebrows and flying mustaches.

Angel Soft potty break wins best ad so far!

Don't worry, Nick Scarpino, I'll represent us both at A Late Night with Greg Miller.

Hey John Stamos We promise… ✅ Not to make eye contact with your hair ✅ Applaud you saying “Riot Fart” ❌ We can’t get you a Gibson guitar full of hummus… ✅ But we can fill it with cheese 🧀🍕 ✅ We named our Greek pizza after you, meet The Stamos Supreme! Riot Fest

Let's go, John Stamos!

Here's a look at me, a parent of kids starting at three new schools tomorrow, wading through today's emails from the new principals, teachers, and coaches. It's just a joke... I love our teachers! :-)

Spotted in The Home Depot: all Christmas items are set up and for sale. Meaning once again, Thanksgiving -- the best holiday -- gets overlooked.

🍕 Giordano's has launched tavern-style pizza, a thin, crispy, square-cut pizza inspired by one of Chicago's most beloved styles. The debut coincides with National Tavern-Style Pizza Day on Oct. 22,. pizzamarketplace.com/news/giordanos…

If we end the filibuster will that bring ABC and ESPN back to YouTube TV?

What an honor! I'm looking forward to returning to my grad school alma mater to speak at convocation. See you soon, Northwestern Medill .