england 5, iran 1, republic of ireland 1

would watch a full episode of joe cole trying to define the “football culture” of every world cup nation

won’t be posting a spotify wrapped, for obvious reasons

americans getting change:

it's the most wonderful* time of the year * the bit that doesn't seem to count towards spotify wrapped, allowing me to listen to fall out boy's first two albums on repeat for an entire month

football is so good (to be confirmed in 4 hours)

fair play actually vive la france

have never been surer of anything in my life than a kane penalty winner in the next north london derby

forbidden fondue

hello sorry about this tweet but i am looking for two away end tickets for the city/arsenal fa cup game, if anyone is able to help xxx

I've been playing around with some #shakespeare as part of a project I'm developing (not #Hamlet) Which pieces of classical text feel like they reach through the centuries, grab you by the heart, and resonate as though they were written yesterday?

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what’s up babe you’ve barely touched your champions league trophy full of heinz tomato soup

This was absolute mayhem 😅 Watch James Maddison, Aaron Ramsdale & Marc Guéhi take on viral challenges in England vs No Easy Games 🦁 #C4Football | #ThreeLions | Kelly Somers

the disciples on easter saturday

achilles when the arrow hit his heel

julius caesar’s last words weren’t actually ‘et tu brute’ they were ‘καὶ σύ, τέκνον’, which roughly translates as ‘i feel like you’re on a betrayal sort of vibe, broski’

huge day

when you've just finished writing a four-book guide to farming and someone in the forum asks what's next:

looking for 2 tickets for munich away if anyone can help (either end)