Silent streets, loud houses.

why does a bottle of wine not hold enough

The era of impossible fiction.

Changing from pajamas into pajamas.

Man sometimes what is better than a good country song.

All my favorite actors are dead or between gigs.

With so much despair, sadness, heartbreak, and loss in the world, the only thing that can adequately prepare children for what’s coming is ... a Disney movie.

You never think it could happen to you but then a little piece of the eggshell breaks off and goes into the bowl...

When someone shows up halfway through quarantine and won’t leave... I’m talking about my belly.

Apparently this gif portrait vanbiz and I made of Nick Miller has ~4 Million views ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seeing our GIRL DAD shirts in action will never get old 😭 love this from cammymumu & Nick Miller, and the sweet meaning behind their new daughter’s name honoring her grandpa. Congrats to this beautiful fam!💕 • • Ps… instagram.com/p/CAWm6NGDmqh/…

I watched YOUR SISTER’S SISTER tonight in honor of Lynn Shelton. It’s been one of my favorite films for a long time—one I always go back to, think about, and reference. And I cried a very deep cry listening to Marc’s lovely tribute. RIP, Lynn.

The new Face ID update will include "Face ID while wearing mask" which will soon be retitled "Eyes ID" and subsequently shortened to "EyeD."

I thought I was tired, but now I’m starting to think I just look like this.

GARDEN STATE ruined dishwashers for me. I’m in a constant state of fear around them. It’s been 16 years.

the burrito came apart and then so did I.

Bob Dylan has a 17-minute song on his new album. When it was FINALLY over, I played it again.

Looking forward to precedented times.