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Ah yes, the great Minnesota merge strategy: avoid efficiency at all costs. Just in case turning right in two miles catches them off guard.

The daycare teacher brought my kid a donut and I got jealous. So I’m taking advantage of a rare quiet morning and eating a Cub Foods donut on the patio before work 😂

My favorite tradition since getting the stupid redneck car is forcing my wife to take it on the last day of school. She hates it and I love it. Happy last day of school to all the last day of school people!

These are… good? Kind of. I’m not sure. I’m torn on them. The cheddar comes in strong. The BBQ is okay. But the Flamin’ Hot? Not to much. They remind of a lot of honey BBQ Fritos. My pure confusion means I’m giving them a 5/10. I guess they snack. Barely.

Tyrese Haliburton

It’s national donut day which means a lot of people will bring donuts into an office that everyone will pretend they don’t want—so they’ll cut into 8 pieces just for a taste, then they’ll eat 64 pieces.

Teams sure seem to fire coaches a lot after really good seasons.

I’ve never seen anyone attack a box of tabs like this.

I had to see this so you do, too.

This kid is 0% helpful while washing this car. Keeps dropping the damn sponge, can’t control the house for crap, thinks you can dry while spraying. Can barely even speak.

The two in front of me is so slow I started playing two balls. Then I started playing 3. And I suck 😂 But there’s nobody behind me and what damned stunning night to be out here.

If you’re hungover today, stop being a whiny POS about it and grab another drink. You’ll be fine.

I hate when I’m driving my daily driver and I see people driving their cool cars and it’s like they have no way of knowing that I also have a car that makes me look like an idiot.

I mean c’mon.

Spicy honey bourbon smoked chicken. Not pictured: brown butter garlic mashed potatoes and roasted asparagus. Yes, we’re eating good in this neighborhood tonight.

Our friends just had a baby and because I’m a hero, I made them a bunch of tacos for the week. But I also have to test them out to make sure they’re good.

Country music is very funny because it has a possibility of being one of the best songs you’ve ever heard or making you wanna rip your own eardrums out and there’s really no in between.

An impressively filled popcorn and large cherry coke to check out Ballerina. Sorry, I mean From the World of John Wick: Ballerina Which has John Wick. He’s in the movie, but not the movie. Just like, a marketing item. But also he’s in the movie. But it’s not about him.