Iv not tweeted in a year but I right now I wish I could give Laura a cuddle #lovesisland

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

Behaved weekend, can't say I'm feeling any better for it, gonna be a day of tame convos tomorrow "yeah mate went town for a....Baby monitor"

Friday nights after a week of work n I am happy to be on ma sofa buuuuuut I'm sure if I was a cunted mess id be just as content n less tired

Been neckin nats iron tablets she got after giving birth, cus I decided i was anaemic, hard as fuck to shit n when I do it black as fuck 😅

@BillieMorris95 can't wait to see u either dude

My little girl either has hay fever or a cold, I can normally switch off 2 other people's misery but her upset bothers me on another lever 😢

@richardgreen01 Nat always tells me I look like a Latvian labourer

@richardgreen01 just showed her she said "yup he needs it, else he won't get his ego through the door" I might just head but her bro

@richardgreen01 as if I'd run her a bath, I strip at having to flick the kettle switch

someone cut my cheese toasty up I'd obliterate the cunt, especially if it was my Mrs. Ok I'd not 'obliterate' my Mrs but I'd moan like FUCK

Sacked off #giffgaff for an #o2 sim n iv gone from 4g speeds of 0.48mbps to 46mbps that's better than my wifi. Whole thing is a fuckin scam

Love Dean Willcox x

Been sweating for a good 19hours now.... What the fuck was drinking last night

There is no badger emoji, what sort of world are we living in

How nice is sticking a cotton bud in your ear and twisting it 🙌🏼

@richardgreen01 Dean Willcox neve is too lazy mate by the time I take her anywhere she has already destroyed the house so she just sleeps

Would appreciate any RTs on this story about my sister Victoria Clucas and her efforts to help my daughter Mia - spaldingvoice.co.uk/auntie-aiming-…