Drinking while pissing. Does it ever end?

A Zamboni driver that is so bad at his job that everyone boos

You have just made yourself a very weak, slightly pathetic enemy.

No fap support group but no one is good at it so it’s just a chat of guys texting each other whenever they bust

Pope Leo is only three letters away from Pope Lebron #thinkaboutit

Christian Sex site called kingdom come

She iron on my dome till I️ nuke #kman

Honey labubu child

How about we COPS I back to my nucleus

I️ don’t like mosquitoes dude, stop. Quit telling people I really like mosquitoes. Dude, quit it, I️ said I️ don’t like mosquitoes bro. Stop telling everyone that I️ like mosquitoes. Dude I️ swear to god if you tell one more person I️ like m

She Wonka on my Willy till I Oompa Loompa

Only getting to 7 reps on every exercise because I have to stim #DOOTDOOT

She obi on my wan till I️ kenobi

When it’s so windy it lowkey start choking you. Kinky ahh weather

Sit the fuck down. It’s time to talk about The Sandwich Theory

What does the name Mateen Cleaves mean to you?