Dan Bailey would not have missed that FG

Wine 2021

PSA don’t forget to soak your black eyed peas. Don’t screw this up guys

wow. 9 minutes from 2021 and max couldn’t make it

YES Amanda Gorman!!! -LMM

Thx Lin-Manuel Miranda ! Did you catch the 2 Hamilton references in the inaugural poem? I couldn’t help myself!

one of my worst fears came true tonight.. intentionally left to go box on the table and were literally at the car and server ran to bring me our box of brussels sprouts

yeah sex is great but have you ever gone on zillow

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i miss the days when friends and the office were both on netflix and i didn’t need to have 15 diff streaming services 😢

Still waiting on beanie babies to make their comeback

If You Build It, They Will Black You Out If You’re Within 500 Miles

kind of wish the guys would’ve had to pick old-timey walkup songs to go with the rest of the ~aesthetic~ 🌽 #FieldOfDreamsGame

I don’t wanna say the Y word but Dallas’ kicker needs a session with Dr. Sharon

Bobcats Win in Miami 🏖 #TEAM #EatEmUp

LIGHT THE VICTORY STAR!!! DOWN GOES #1!!!!!! #EatEmUp

A Horns Down for the AGES. Plz don’t show this to the Big 12 offices. Barstool Texas State

Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead Stadium to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs 👀 📺 FOX

Haven’t tweeted in years just back to say I’m still mad about the Luka trade