post marital depression

in sickness and in health ig

we’re like the lewis and clark of fucking

breathe if you think i’m handsome

got my cap on backwards and i’m ready to party golf

my favourite driver Nathan Husband

when nathan started dating me i made him get a new mattress since i didn’t want to sleep on something anyone else had been on

*He had a diversion in London for a few days but he reunites with nathanael in their hotel room in Sweden, finally arriving along with his suitcase.*

realising i never have to drive again because i have a ✨husband✨

:)

can you still get cold feet after the wedding

*After a huge argument that involved slamming doors and fairly hurtful things being said followed by Nick sulking for a day, he tests the water by coming into the bedroom near a conventional bedtime hour to see if nathanael allows it.*

been married a while now i guess

*It was a ‘boring’ evening (nobody felt like working) so he and nathanael went for a drive at night— as in, Nathan drives, obviously, whilst Nick sits in passenger side with the bluetooth connection. He has been talking about their scheduling for the past ten minutes, however.*

i don’t know who made you the swiss police nathan

😼

feeling violent