Anything happen today?

We need to invoke the 25th Amendment on I-35 immediately

IT'S SNOWING IN AUSTIN, Y'ALL

It’s snowing

Living her best Austin, TX life. #ATX

Several traffic signals in the downtown area are DARK in all directions due to a power outage in the area. Treat as an ALL-WAY STOP. Proceed with caution. #ATXtraffic

Nice.

Not here for a hookup. Not here to talk either lol.

when I feel like keeping my socks on

When they said record air and water this is not what I imagined.

You just know that mfer is leaving office still thinking stealth planes are really invisible.

me when the norms you took two hours ago start hittin

I hate that mfs stare at u when u do shit alone, like yes bitch table for ONE

Seeing a semi actually explode into flames two miles ahead and just getting off I35 in time. #racemode #swerve