Conservatives are on the rise again.

Lineker trying to explain to Ferdinand why penalties are NOT a 'lottery'. Completely wasting his breath.

I know Football Insider is a reputable source, but I feel they may have got this wrong. Lo Celso to Villa, and JJ plus another Villa player going the other way. How could we refuse?

Facebook memory 3 years ago today. At least Eze and Ollie getting close. Some choices were dubious even then.

They asked Marion Bartoli on Five Live's Wimbledon coverage her prediction for tonight. She thinks England will win two - love. Fair play, I'd be disappointed if an ex tennis player said 'nil'.

Just different types of Joy.

So. Ollie Watkins Du Du Du. I'm guessing we're not the first fans to sing it. But does the tune originally come from Pigbag 'Papa's got a brand new pigbag'? Hard for me to tell as I'm tone death (or as my wife puts it 'what the hell are you hearing?)' m.youtube.com/watch?v=omYKI8…

Watching '66 Final on C4 in colour. In modern terms Alan Ball looks the best player on the pitch to me.

'Spain have a day's more rest that us, that gives them an advantage'. Gareth Southgate shortly after beating the Dutch. Until Unai Emery arrived at Villa I probably wouldn't have seen any problem with that comment.

So. Including friendlies, is that two goals in two games for Louie Barry in the first team? Probably wrong, but I can't remember any other games. Not a bad record if that's right.

I've been painting my shed door. Ironically, it's so full of crap, there's less space inside than you'd imagine.

They're making a roasted, smashed potato salad on Saturday kitchen today. When did those words decide they belonged together?

Ian Taylor's changed.

My predicted starting 11 V West Ham if everyone's fit: Dibu Konsa Carlos Pau Maatsen SJM Onana Barkley JJ Watkins Rogers Bailey and Tilemans to finish the game for SJM and Barkley

I wander if Kris Marshall insisted his character wore these colours for his wedding in Beyond Paradise?

Alex Yee! Wow.

They've got two women as pundits for men's hockey. Can't see any complaints?