planet earth n chill

but do you understand what it’s like to have a deep and dark need for Diet Coke

RT IF YOU LOVE COLD PIZZA 🍕

MANIAC !!!!

I’m eating soup for breakfast

Hey Lady Gaga do you want to be friends? I just think that we would be great friends

There is nothing worse than unwilling having to drive though time square on the weekend in your Uber pool. That’s what I get for being cheap 🤷🏻‍♂️

.@CatsBroadway has just announced a purrrfect Jellicle cast for its national tour! broadwayworld.com/article/Keri-R…

THE BURRAGE BROS PRODUCTION OF CATS 2000. Can’t wait to see Nick Burrage killing it AGAIN in Cats, this time on tour and 18 years later! Some things never change. 😸❤️ @ Burrage Ave… instagram.com/p/Bpxi24rghK2/…

GOING HOME FOR THANKGIVING— i.e. thankful for laundry— i.e. I am traveling in public w three coats on, no underwear, and a 50+ lbs suitcase full of dirty clothes and a tide pod casserole !! 🤷🏽‍♂️

One of my favorite traditions from Thanksgiving morning is peeing out straight alcohol from the night before 🖤

Yeah, I am listening to the Hunchback soundtrack on my train ride back to the city... you mad?

Catherine O’Hara deserves an Emmy for Schitt’s Creek

Donald J. Trump Big WIN!!!! I can’t believe a republican won Mississippi. Great job!!!!

Do you remember the first time that you heard ‘Legally Blonde Remix’ and did you know that you were being transformed?

What it looks like when you’re greeted into hell

New York hates you leave us alone