Honorable mention: delusional Thomas

Thank goodness for astrological signs. I’d hate to have to accept my flaws and shortcomings as faults in my personality.

Pull the lever kronk

If ur titty looks fucked up, you should probably get it checked out 🔁1m ⭐️3m

mane why r kelly gotta piss on them kids cuz trapped in the closet is really one of the best pieces of film ever created

Just sold my beloved Tahoe. Real ones know.

nick Rip

nick We put at least 100k on that bad boy just making Walmart runs!!! RIP

11 years ago today, Kevin Garnett let everyone know: “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!”

There’s no way it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. No way

Welcome to dick chickens home of the dick chickens we got dick chicken nuggets, dick chicken sticks and dick chicken curly fries, this is ur main man papa dick chicken go head with ur order you low life piece of dick chicken eatin shit

And Charlie’s in the green jacket :))

I just want a fucking bottle of water and keep getting sparkling on accident cuz I can’t read the fucking labels

Fuck sparkling water

I miss making dumb tweets

Myyy myyy myyy myyy my my WOO! M-m-m-my corona

Tonight I coined the term “pubics cube”

Gimme all the combid 18

Idk why hand painted trump signs make me so sad lol