Focus Joe Bloody Focus you are on the right track. Just BLOODY FOCUS MAN!!!!!! #CelebrityTraitors

Shut up Kate you bilthering idiot! #CelebrityTraitors

Richard Osman is definitely eyeing “The sun-dried tomato chutney murders” for his next novel! #CelebrityTraitors

Come on Nick keep thinking #celebritytraitors

Calling Kate a journalist is a bit of a stretch! #celebritytraitors

The faithfuls are going to f**k it up yet again! #celebritytraitors

The toxic trio Caroline, Nancy and Sam are not coming across as cool as they think they are! #bbuk

Pointless conversation from a rather pointless Elsa #bbuk

Ellie is amazing and does make me smile every time she dances, my only bone of contention is that I honestly don’t feel she is marked with the same scrutiny as the other dancers! #strictly

Is it me? Or was George a tad stiff in that dance? #strictly

I don’t know if all the steps were perfect but I bloody enjoyed La Voix dance. #strictly

It’s hard to concentrate on Balvinder’s dance whist hearing Shakespeare’s Sister getting murdered in the background! #strictly

Well I thought Karen was jolly good #strictly

Old Shirl looking a bit bitter there! #strictly

As much as I like the experts, looking at all the relationships imploding they really are robbing a living! #mafsuk

April is as cheery as a dead Bird! #mafsuk

Leo reminds me of a Scarecrow that has come to life, same look, same intelligence 😂l#mafsuk

I think April is a bit miffed that Leo has beaten her to the punch by calling quits on the relationship before she had a chance to do it! #mafsuk

Leo’s mom and sister are a pair of daft bints! #mafsuk

Poor old Leo #mafsuk