This Elephant has a masters in physics. See how intelligently he neutralised the power fence. 🎦 Credit: Parveen Kaswan.

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

Like the morning paper.

You’re an adult, have that difficult conversation. Articulate yourself and speak. Nobody is going to beat you. Please talk.

So this happened in the shallow waters of the Okavango Delta, Botswana, on Saturday...🐘

same plane from Madagascar 2

I got called into a meeting with HR today cause apparently telling my coworker that I knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labour is not acceptable in the workplace.

first trial as an attorney-at-law and my client got 16 years

Me lending myself money from my own savings

This is the most relatable one and it’s not close.

Parents really ate with "one day you'll understand" cause one day arrived fr.

it's the ending of weapons im crying

Bringing this back around for Black History Month…

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

Them folks told us enjoy being a child…cuz when ya get grown you gone see…and I been “seeing”ever since…

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

My car was on E so I put $20 in now it’s on E+

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough.