Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then **** you.

Hey, all you cool cats and kittens. Here’s some cat food for thought: Joe Exotic is a rich mans Sheriff Woody #FreeJoeExotic

Driving 12 straight hours today whilst battling a gruesome hangover was one of the more humbling experiences of my lifetime

You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it

If the Dolphins draft Herbert over Tua I will lose faith in humanity

Crushed out 10 solid push-ups today. The virus can take many things, but it cannot not touch my work ethic.

NCAA finally allowing athletes to profit off their name, image and likeness. Will be filing a lawsuit soon for all the funds I had to forego thruout my intramural career

My prof’s great idea the other day: “Let’s hold the midterm on Saturday” I love that guy

I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Phone glitched out yesterday and took me from level 1650 in candy crush to level 500. I am devastated

Mom is moving into her new house this wknd. The neighbors legit have an Alpaca posted up in their backyard. My dogs are psycho. This is not going to end well

Babe Ruth survived the Spanish Flu, twice. Next time you find yourself in the candy aisle of your local 7-11, snag a Baby Ruth, it could be the cure

Me at 12am today #TheYear

#Waterboy #TheTexasChallenge

I want to show my gratitude and do a little giveaway! LeBron James Series 2 #4476/7,500 LE (floor $2,299). Simply follow me, retweet and comment your Top Shot account below. I’ll randomly select one winner in 24 hours. Good luck! @nba_topshot

Crypto crash has me scanning parking lots for pennies

Dolphins surrounding Tua Tagovailoa with these offensive additions: 🏈WR Tyreek Hill 🏈LT Terron Armstead 🏈LG Connor Williams 🏈WR Cedrick Wilson 🏈RB Chase Edmonds 🏈RB Raheem Mostert 🏈FB Alec Ingold 🏈WR Trent Sherfield And tagging TE Mike Gesicki.