I wouldn't mind celebrating #EarthDay if the trees weren't being such bitches throwing their pollen around everywhere.

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Nope. Today is Thursday. amazon.com/dp/B09JN6ZQK6

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Me: I was gone all day, Optimus, I expected all the chores to be done. What the hell have you been doing? Optimus: Making Tik Tok videos.

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If you have to mix rhubarb with strawberry to make a pie, do you really need the rhubarb?

I've been listening to his Coffees on YouTube for a long time and will miss his wit and his insights.

Just one of the reasons I tune into Coffee each morning.

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Karine Jean-Pierre should have named her new book: "I've Circled Back."

I'm waiting for the autopen to release a tell-all book.

If this keeps going, Trump is going to have to start paying $8 for a premium account.

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Not cool Netflix making Kraven The Hunter restricted with the ad plan. So I would need to pay $10 more for without ads OR I can go to Amazon Prime and rent for $5.99 Guess what I'll do?

Finally saw Captain America and didn't know about The Leader redesign. They should have made his head a bit larger, IMO - not like the original concept... but somewhere inbetween. #MCU #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld

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