#YouAreOfficiallyOldIf you can hum this theme song.

Hey Merseyflow I got an email from you saying you plan to close my account due to inactivity. Due to lockdown, I’ve got no plans to use the bridge anytime soon. Can you please refund the money in my account? Cheers!

Just discovered Lebowskis Edinburgh and I'm so made up! Just enjoying a White Russian & I'm about to chow down... perfect end to a long day!

What does 'female friendly wing' on my hotel mini bar mean? I would take one of the items out, but it will charge me!

Also, £3.75 for a ice cold can of coke, when I could get one at home & bargain for like a quid... will cheapness or thirst win?!

Anyone interested in two tickets to the twin peaks festival in London 15th November? Worth £140. Make me an offer!

Feels like a bit of a traitor running the Santa Dash in Las Vegas!

Come on Ed! Where's the red tie?! You dropped the ball on that one! #leadersdebate

I entered to win a glorious #ConanTheBarbarian Statue courtesy of @PCSToys. Details: nerdi.st/1TYQVAi #NerdistConan

@katiecrozierliv @mandoagency Very suitable Katie! Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I'll apply tonight. Cheers mate!

Scouse Girl Power! #WomensMarch #WomensMarchLiv

#WomansMarch #WomansMarchLiv #WeShallOverComb #TrumpIsABlert

Enjoying my 'In Between The Sheets' cocktail whilst waiting to watch Trainspotting 2 FACT_Liverpool

@NovotelLonWest Thank you so much for our room upgrade and complimentary breakfast! Great start the 2000 AD Comics festival! #2000ADFEST

£33.73 for substandard flowers. Not half as bad as Andrew Graesser or @AlexLaws84, but proof that Debenhams flower game is weak! Never again!

What a sight to come home to! #stormdoris #Liverpool

Twin Peaks Marathon with Judy Giblin and home made cherry pie! #damngoodcoffee #twinpeaks #twinpeaksukfest

Aldi Aigburth Grand Opening - lovely store opened by Beth Tweddle!

HUGE COMPETITION! We are launching our new winter cocktail menu 9th Nov. Picking 5 winners for the chance chance to come down with a friend and try them all! Simply RT to enter 🍷