What has been seen cannot be unseen.

"We've spoken about this before Sharon, no one touches Mr Squeaks without my permission."

Blimey 👏

Nothing can make you feel weaker in the morning than seeing dry blood on the pavement in town and follow it all the way on the train station. #swindon

These performers deserve a medal - they're brilliant. A part of being an actor is paying the rent - which these amazing people are doing. I admire them hugely. Bravo (and they're just as entertaining as Elf the musical). #dear x.com/aliceorrewing/…

This is one of my fave Xmas clips. A This Morning interview with a woman who is terrified of Snowmen. The fake humanity of it and the way they get the Snowman to move is priceless. Forgive the sound of my giggling at this woman expense! x

On this day in 1994, Chris Morris ruined Jimmy Savile's Christmas.

Catch #NoMiraclesHere by @TheLetterRoom on its travels! Brims with joy, heart and impeccable harmonies...

At cast theatre with “no miracles here” saw this!

CANNOT wait to see #NoMiraclesHere Greenwich Theatre this week. It's a very special show from a very special company. #NorthEast represent! Tighten your laces & grab your tickets here: greenwichtheatre.org.uk/events/no-mira…

Opening TONIGHT! Twitter pals come and see the wonderful, fantabulous, tip-top gems @TheLetterRoom tonight-Saturday 7:30pm Greenwich Theatre #NoMiraclesHere

We’ve been prancing and sprinting and sweating all over the country and today we land in the capital. Super excited. #nomiracleshere #repetitivestraininjury #danceathon

Found this on reddit (u/someothermate) this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

Arsene Wenger is to leave Arsenal at the end of the season. He has given much of his life to Arsenal. He has brought much success to the club. He has given much to the game of football in our country. Merci et bonne chance, Monsieur Wenger. #Wenger