Dumped entire contents of one tote into a different tote

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Funniest nothingburger of all time

Darth Maul Shadow Lord has one of the most ludicrously bleak endings to any star wars project. Two young people lose both of their primary familial caretakers and are left in the care of Darth Maul. The biggest chud loser in the galaxy

shit you not some reform voters will wake up in the morning and be confused because nigel fridge isn’t president

What people in England think is happening today

He does not come across naturally here at all I am afraid

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has shit himself and died.

I met David Attenborough once, at Wetherby, in 2006. I told him that I really liked his recent series on Blue Whales. He said "You're a fucking Blue Whale!" and knocked my fish and chips out of my hands before storming off.

Just saw someone say Pedro pascal is a Zionist because the guy he is allegedly in a relationship with follows an Instagram account that calls themselves a Zionist and I feel like we are losing the plot a little

Sometimes I think people don’t really care about a genocide or American imperialism people really just care about celebrities

Pumped ya fat dafty Cllr Thomas Kerr

would you fuck off

Busking in Kelvingrove Park should be punishable by death

People with dogs are obsessed with not being able to control them

Yeah, that’s like kind of the issue

The curtain draws on the political career of Ash Regan. She contributed so much: two failed attempts at the leaderships of parties she subsequently left. And of course the legend of the independence thermometer. Gone but never forgotten!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha class

I would argue that Scottish Labour have been dead in the water even longer than Labour… but that’s just me!