Oh, yes! Ooooh, yes! Oh, yeeeees! Ooooh, yeeeees! Oh, oh, oh, yeeeeeees! OH, YEEEEES! OH YEEEHEEEHEEES!! I’ve just gotten my hands on the Talking Bottom guide to Bottom! Thanks folks!

Hahahaha! Now THIS is the true face of Just Eat UK customer service! Bunch of clowns.. make sure you use Deliveroo folks, not these Just Eat Takeaway.com shysters

Badge of honour! You’re no-one until these footpads block you. You just need to look at the comments on any one of their tweets to see how many people they’ve screwed over. Just Eat UK you’re pathetic #takeaway #shysters

Happy 4th of July! I declare this as my Independence Day.. freedom from those Just Eat UK shysters!

You see other folks gushing about them but until you receive your own you just don’t appreciate how exquisite the trophies from Paul Willey are - absolutely stunning! #Arsenal COYG

Today is J.R.R. #Tolkien's 134th birthday! Happy Birthday! As Frodo did for Bilbo, we continue to celebrate Tolkien's birthday in his absence with our Tolkien Birthday Toast. Our tradition: at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!" tolkiensociety.org/events/tolkien…

If we beat Liverpool tonight a follower who RTs will win a signed Anfield 89 storyboard by George Graham. From sheworeshop.com COME ON THE ARSENAL !!!

🚨 #GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 I’ll give away one of my Martinelli A4 prints and my exclusive North London Forever Glitter Sticker, after we’ve beaten Forest. To enter you must FOLLOW me, SHARE and comment DONE on this post to be in the draw to win. Good luck #ARSNFO

Imagine my shock on learning that the lengthy and exhaustive internal review at Ryanair for my complaint about the attitude of staff and the daylight robbery of gate-fees has been closed #ConsumerRights #TheyThinkWereMugs #FlyingJunkyards

True story Ryanair #ConsumerRights

Even truer story Ryanair #ConsumerRights

Hey Ryanair - this you? #StealthCharges #ProfitFromMisery #ConsumerRights

I was thinking about flying over to the #Superbowl but Ryanair bilked my last pound out of me - then wasted my time with a thorough investigation (NOT!) #ConsumerRights #SuperBowlLX

The internal investigation team at Ryanair are as good at analysis as Gary Neville ! You folks should think about getting some new blood in #NAW2026

More controversial than any half-time show! I’ve appointed by own Investigation Inquisitor to review the shadowy Ryanair internal review of the gate fee stick-up! Who’s watching the watchmen? Captain Horatio Warren (known as Bad Bunny to friend and foe alike), that’s who!

Bad Bunny Warren has already discovered the dirty Ryanair secret! Make customers wait to the end of boarding, exclaim their bags are too big, gleefully close boarding and tell them they have to pay if they want to board, then charge an undisclosed amount! #SkidmarksOfAirTravel

Well played, Virgin Money ! I contested the scandalous gate-charge from Ryanair for supposedly over-sized cabin bags (they weren’t) and a full refund is now in my account. Thank you, Virgin Money! Do one, Ryanair ! #ConsumerRights #CustomerCare #SayNoToRipOffs

If we beat Zee Germans tonight a follower who RTs saying which swimshorts they prefer will win a pair from sheworeshop.com

Has to be the bruised banana, surely!