He posted “I love a girl with an arm sleeve” I’ve been staring at my arm for about 3 hours now

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

white people will stare at you like they can’t believe you’re free

This is timeless, they don’t make music like this anymore

They need to tone SHEIN down. The website is overstimulating……. Ion even want the cart no more 😭😭

me and him if he would’ve followed the script I made up in my head

Jobs need to stop asking for video recordings as part of the application process. You tryna see if I’m Black!? 🤨

you can’t christmas shop for a nigga until the week before bc you just never know

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Me waiting for the kids to get the fuck away from the toys section so i can have a look too

i see why men don’t like real bitches. i mean why step up when there’s a loser ass bitch that’ll accept you for the piece of shit you really are. i truly understand

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol

The Office’s “Dinner Party” is pure discomfort genius. Every awkward glance and petty spat hits like a masterclass in cringe.

chipotle bag Reminds me of when this dude asked me to leave the food in between his glass door and front door then started tweaking. This was at like 2 am and I could see him looking at me through his blinds while he was texting me

GOODBYE TOBY GOODBYE TOBY GOODBYE TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

nothing will ever beat this one

I start shit in the morning because I be doing research in the middle of the night