Mo Farsi: Damn near gets his leg broken by studs and is still working his ass off in this game. #Crew96

If that's a yellow card, Busquets should be in prison.

If you're going to send Camacho off for that, WHY THE FUCK IS BUSQUETS STILL ON THE FIELD?! #Crew96 PRO - Drew Fisher is a fucking joke.

I'm not saying that shouldn't be a second yellow on Camacho. I am saying that it's a crime that yellow gives a Miami team an extra player when they should have lost one in the first half. #Crew96

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients. Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

You mean, the guy who didn't call studs to the thigh and, in fact, gave the free kick to the guy who committed the foul is up for Referee of the Year? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aww. Miami has won the shield so we're cool with this now, huh Don?

What if we just got a cardboard cut out of Caleb Porter and put it on the sideline every game? How many goals would Matan score?

Matan hatty in front of Caleb Porter lmao

I hope Matan drinks this in so hard. Proving to Porter exactly how wrong he was. #Crew96

I'm also legitimately angry at Porter for not putting Mensah on the pitch. Like come on, he's our 2020 cup captain, let us give him a welcome back #Crew96

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.

Camacho did not use his brain on that. Just dumb and unnecessary. #Crew96

All the stress I’m feeling is attributable to the electoral fucking college

5 days old, Declan's first #Crew96 game!

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

PRAISE BE!

Elon now bragging about destroying an $800 million/year agency that has returned $21 billion to consumers who've been screwed by banks, credit card companies, and payday lenders, and other scammers. Get ready for the return of credit card late fees, overdraft penalties, and all

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