Hi my name is Mark and I love and support an organization that is completely dysfunctional ❤️

A porcupine shot my dog with 23 quills. $1000 to get them removed. What does this mean for the Leafs?

Oh hell no, Robbie Robertson has passed. Legend

NO

Ibuprofen is such an underutilized tool in youth baseball. If your best pitchers arm hurts just have him take 7 of them and go shove for another 6 innings. #BeElite

Took away a 13u players elbow guard mid at bat after he got out of the way of a pitch. If you aren’t going to use it you don’t need to wear it. Tired of selfish at bats in youth baseball. #BeElite

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

DON’T PULL BERRIOS

ALFIE

TO media this week when CHI is in town: “Connor, can you say a few words about how amazing Matthews is? And a few words about how great you think the Leafs are?”

The Streets are littered with 💩

Sportsnet are doing a full on CSI investigation on the Marchand thing - this is insane

Is Andlauer’s coffee cup a spitter??

What’s more hilarious? What Greig did, or the outrage and pearl clutching from Leafs fans? I think it’s a tie.

1. He hasn’t scored 70 yet 2. No

Worth every penny

You didn’t write this

Yeah everyone keeps a sledgehammer handy in their TV area. Staged. Loser.

I have Sens fever and the only antidote is more cowbell

Anyone who questions Brady’s suitability as captain, his commitment to the team, or thinks we should trade him, can fuck all the way off. Full stop.