i love killing

Yes!

Garbage collectors are all over the city today. Hide your garbage & yourselves. Minimize noise & movement. Do not cry.

Ohh.. Keep it safe out there, all!!

If you're worried about being alone on Valentines day, just remember the copious amounts of surveillance, cameras, and secret police that are always around you.

I live life according to the golden rule. ("The first meal you eat each day is breakfast no matter what time it is.") Breakfast is what you make of it!

Short horror (?) story in three words: A man dies.

What a pleasant sale! Let's get these ladies a good home!

Fox news commentator, furrowed brow, scowling into camera: beans are woke now. The hair on cornstalks are coming in blue. Everything is a pronoun.

There is a ghost in your home, and it loves you. It gazes longingly from the doorway, yearning to know what you're thinking. When you walk through it, the ghost recalls your warmest memories and most recent thoughts. The ghost in your home loves you.

Well, readers, trusted followers... I've hit a major sleep-block. Or, I have for a long time now. I don't know whether to tell him that the nightmares haven't stopped. To tell him I'm not sure what's real anymore..

Don't be afraid if the sun goes completely dark today. That's just an omen.

Have a panic attack. You've earned it.

Remember! The great lakes are alive, and they're hungry!