my adhd makes me a human vegetable and it’s humiliating…. like my unmedicated lifestyle is that of the grandparents on charlie and the chocolate factory

Wasting the entire day because you made a list of things to do but your executive dysfunction won’t allow you to start on the first thing on your list so you’re paralyzed and can’t do anything else 😍

Hate it. I don't understand the draw of salty chili fruit.

Sorry to break it to these Kanye Stans: Yeezus The Life of Pablo Ye Jesus is King Donda Vultures Vultures 2 ARE NOT CLASSICS. Most of these albums are NOT that good. Personally for me The Life of Pablo is the best album out of the run. You can keep the rest.

Everybody loves the “fun rich auntie.” Thoughtful gifts. Showing up for birthdays and holidays. Emotional support. But reciprocity for her? That part gets real quiet.

Women don’t get giant, gaudy nails to be pretty. They do it to signal they are above menial labor like laundry or loading a dishwasher.

Having a recessed chin is such an odd feature.

Am I tripping or does Twitter look like Threads now...??

That is more than the mortgage for my 3 brm house.

Why do the NY suburbs have so many skunks? I haven't smelled one in years 😭😭

PG County is not a mini version of Atlanta. We don’t celebrate strip clubs as culture and being millionaires is not our entire personality traits like yall do. PG County is rich blackness in a non-performative fashion

This Christian babe has been fasting with her muslim boyfriend since Ramadan started, and also breaking her fast with his family every two days. She wasn’t supposed to go there today, but she wanted to surprise her boyfriend. She got there and met her boyfriend’s muslim fiancee.

Tyrese got: an amazing voice, a career most would envy and is one of the most attractive men alive. It’s not shocking God decided to make him just a little bit stupid. Something had to give.

Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs

Just do this:

Framing this as being a jab at him and not an acknowledgment of her contributions to the history of Black art Sinners is meant to celebrate doesn’t sit right with me at all actually.

Like baby pick up a fucking book. Ask Google. The answer is VERY obvious & you know that

DMV meteorologists after lying to us again

I never bought into the propaganda that said something I enjoyed at 13 is going magically become uninteresting when I'm 25. Sure, I may not have as much free time but I've never lost interest in something just because I got older.