Kirk Cousins and Stefon Diggs if they joined forces next season:

Carlton Davis is HIM.

Josh Allen has been placed on waivers.

What does Jamal Adams even do?

The Baltimore Ravens are your AFC North Champions.

I think I speak for all Americans when I say that the Pittsburgh Steelers are America's Team.

What does Brett Kern even do?

The Dallas Cowboys are the greatest organization in NFL history.

TJ Watt just scored a touchdown on your defense! Tear down your poverty franchise.

Joe Mixon is mid, I fear.

The Green Bay Packers have been so bad this season, they're being demoted to the CFL.

What was Kevin O'Connell cooking?

Baker Mayfield is my goddamn quarterback.

Myles Garrett is better than Trevon Diggs, change my mind.

The next Indianapolis Colts Super Bowl title will be in 6 years.

The Tennessee Titans are your AFC South Champions.

I predict the Baltimore Ravens are going (3-14) this season.

I love the Denver Broncos.

With all due respect, Darius Slay should never step foot on an NFL field ever again.