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Bryson Schattenberg

@nflschattenberg

President & CEO of Schattenberg Analytics (formerly Kent Analytics)

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calendar_today15-05-2025 00:40:41

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Our thoughts are with Harry and his family, but like the post says, we’re moving on. We are going to be making some changes that I think our clients will be pleased with. I look forward to the future of Schattenberg Analytics.

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Is there any family more unlikable than the Kent family? They absolutely suck to be around. Every last one of them. I just walked into the Schattenberg Analytics office this morning, and everyone here has a smile on their face. What does that tell you about Harry?

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I just officially had the Harry search called off. I believe my company’s resources can be better used in other ways, and I know our clients agree with that.

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At our office Christmas Party a fews year ago, Harry ‘accidentally’ shot one of our interns in the leg with a musket he was showing off. He then had his chauffeurs drop the intern off in Harlem and told him to tell the police he had been mugged. We’re all glad Kent is gone now.

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Just shredded some Latin manuscripts that Kent left behind in his desk. I can’t imagine wasting my time reading and writing in a dead language.

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I can’t wait until tomorrow night. Monday at 12:00AM, Kent Analytics finally becomes Schattenberg Analytics, and we can finally turn a dark page in our company’s history. All of my employees are very excited. We will be will be having a party at the office to celebrate.

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Most of our clients are such imbeciles, and I intend to cleanse our clientele of any idiot who continues to speak as though Harry Kent was some great man. He was a pathetic pile of filth! I am disgusted by you people.

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Haha a few clients of mine keep pestering me for details on Kent’s funeral. That’s not my responsibility, guys. I won’t be going and neither will anyone from my company.