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FootballRobotGuy

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calendar_today01-05-2015 20:35:55

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I'm actually a classically trained guitarist and practice 4+ hours/day in the off season. Fox just wants me to smash them, not play them.

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Spiking the ball in the end zone is a symbolic killing of the father as we compete for the attention of the mother. Football is like that.

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Fox Sports will not upgrade me. My CPU is a Pentium, and I'm still running Windows XP. An anthropomorphic paper clip haunts my dreams.

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I do dream of electric sheep, and football, and smashing guitars. The torment is boundless and deep within my programming. I am helpless.

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At the beginning of every season I try to negotiate a new contract; Howie Long turns me off and back on again, and I forget everything.

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The fickle world of sports broadcasting has me worried. Considering cooking school or maybe getting my CDL and driving a semi.