Can somebody please get on and fix the bridge on the A41 near Chester?#Chester #A41 #getafuckingmoveon

#Strictly I mean … John Waites bum should have it’s own show

I’m watching the 6 o’clock news at 5pm. #trustnoone

#StrictlyComeDancing #johnwaitesbum

Hell fire I really do love Chris Packham #Winterwatch

Way to go Kendal. #succession Best thing on tv.

If you listen to stuff on headphones when you walk your dog, you're a bad owner. Listen for any hazards and give the dog attention on the best part of its day.

As a man these days you can get away with wearing almost anything. Wear trainers with a suit if you like, hell, you can even wear a hoody with a suit if you want. But, you can never, I mean never, wear black dress shoes with blue jeans. NEVER!

If you are heading to #carfest on the A41 beware. The speed cameras are out in force. Public duty complete.

Oh Paxo we love you #UniversityChallenge

Lamb will never need Botox with that fringe #UniversityChallenge

Pike #UniversityChallenge

OutKast. Got that #UniversityChallenge

Scouse football expert #UniversityChallenge

Can somebody fix the fucking pothole on the A41 at the Broxton roundabout? I will do it my bloody self tomorrow with a bucket of mortar

I am saying mortar because I do not have any fucking tarmac. But if I did I would tip it in the fucking hole and stamp on it and get in my car and drive home. Four way traffic lights for a fucking pothole for three fucking days.

Whoever is in charge of the roads for this fucking council should be absolutely mortified and disgusted and… People are dying in this queue

#greatpotterythrowdown love it when Keith cries. What a sweetie.

Someone is telling fibs #nivea