What year are we in?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶

PFT Commenter I’m reminding folks that Lamar’s performance last week was the most impressive set of Jackson 5 TDs we’ve seen since Janet’s at the Super Bowl.

Literally every Raptors fan when the Raptors won the championship:

“Fucking cocksucking motherfucker” is an 11/10 ref callout

It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy

When ya girl run over a curb and laugh

The year ending on a Tuesday 🥳

viruses looking at your Bath & Body works hand sanitizer made of 10% alcohol and 90% glitter

No water here but Dasani. Even in a “crisis” nobody drinking that trash ass water

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-