State of this! David Waddell @Deadly_DB @STVPaul @5uperFlyTNT #bantz

2-0 in your derby, No limbs... just get your phone out and record yourself... ok

Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.

This 70-step trick shot just keeps getting better 🤯 (via creezy/YouTube)

Booing a National Anthem? Pathetic #EnglandvScotland

@Deadly_DB wise observations. It's all about the hard yards, fronting up and going through the phases 👍👍

Someone somewhere will moralise and say this is disrespectful. x.com/thesunfootball…

You will like this one @STVPaul 👍 x.com/iaincartergolf…

Was wondering whether it would be a sending off for PSG or a penalty for Barcelona first. Mourinho was spot on #dodgyref

@Deadly_DB 😂 just the 2 invented penalties.......no sending off though!

Scots' fury, or just some Scots? We've got to stop conflating one organisation or even movement with the entire bloody country... x.com/hendopolis/sta…

@Deadly_DB @Deadly_DB I think we need to play in their 22. Driving mauls could be vital. Oh and maybe no tip tackles after 2 minutes!

Just boot it to fuck Armstrong - no tippy tappy outside of the boot flick! Plonker.

By the look on the Lions players faces that must have been an emotional/inspiring team talk! #LionsNZ2017 🦁 🇳🇿

oh god x.com/Cruyffd/status…

Querrey Albot M.Zverev Isner Lorenzi Anderson Shapovalov Carreño Busta Pouille Schwartzman Update: one of these 10 will be #USOpen finalist

Davie Provan - last man in the country to see that was an own goal! #SCOSVK

Both my phone and my and email are now offline for the foreseeable future. I am not sure how to proceed.

Let me get your day off to a smiley start. You’re welcome. x.com/amazlngnature/…