“The lady next door is so nice! She’s even taught me some very fun new games. The only rule: don’t tell my parents.”

They say when you hit 50, you should take a trip, take up a new hobby, or try something exciting. A better idea? Cheat on your husband with Lucas.

The boy had saved his allowance and birthday money for the past year, and decided to spend it on something called an “escort”. He had no idea what an escort was, only that they were fun, nice ladies!

Your husband is always gone on business trips… why not take the boy to a hotel and have a “business trip” of your own?

mommy’s home ♡ + ↻