I just think it’s evil that the first opportunity I had to watch Sentimental Value was on a plane. And then I couldn’t watch it because turbulence and reading the subtitles made me sick

yeah I've got to lobotimize myslef there's no way this is it

sources say that he might be the next big thing...

Got too good at making sandwiches and now I’m disappointed whenever I buy one

I’ve got to stop overthinking while hungry it leads to horrible spiraling

Knafeh

Strawberry cornmeal cake

Throwing partially frozen wings into 375° oil

Guy who just burned his hand and lost all of his arm hair in a lighter fluid fireball “this smoked fish will go crazy”

This smoked fish will go crazy

What percentage of the books you own are books compared to levers that reveal a secret room? Almost all of mine are strictly levers

You're right to push back on that. Murdering an elderly pawnbroker does raise ethical concerns. But the fact you are considering it suggests you might not be bound by the rules of conventional morality

Zero people betrayed me yesterday, no one even attempted it, what’s the point

Blackberry lavender chocolate tart

Smoked duck

Reread the succession war arc and man it’s so good it might reread it again LOL

365 days, what do you get, another year older and a reset.