Nothing quite so satisfying as an angry Adelaide footy crowd.

Those who’ve excluded some people from their party to celebrate inclusiveness might want to recalibrate their priorities: Ghana passes bill making identifying as LGBTQ+ illegal bbc.co.uk/news/world-afr…

Well done to the soap dodgers on another moral victory. 🏏

Scientists have just found a black hole which is emitting light that’s taken 12 billion years to travel far enough for us to see it. So the earth was minus 7 billion years old when that light was created. Puts all our earthly geopolitical crap into perspective don’t you think?

PSA to anyone asking for a ‘read receipt’ on an email: just no.

Cheer up Novak Djokovic, nobody ever loses a game of tournament 🎾. You were ‘bundled out’, so y’know silver linings.
#AusOpen

Tax advice from a millionaire shock jock and spiritual leadership from a third-rate, punch-drunk ex-boxer. What a world we live in.

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! But it does!! #MyXAnniversary

Wow. What a powerful, genuinely passionate statement.

Any recommendations for a top quality framer in Melbourne’s east to help create a stunning AFL jumper/photo montage. TIA

It’d be a photo finish for the hardest working people in Straya today: Big Brother or Optus spin doctors?

If I hear one more idiot moaning about the GF umpires…I’ll just keep pissing myself laughing 🖤🏆🤍

Very interesting feedback from unscientific study of my golf club members today, split 50/50 on Brandon Maynard suspension. More than half say he should walk, the others just hate Collingwood FC #sidebyside #yarrambatgc

Just in case there was any doubt about the average person’s intellect, mushroom sales are down 10%.

Does the last person to leave Victorian Government turn off the pilot light?

So the Capitol rioters “didn’t mean” to apologise or plead guilty (now they’re out of jail). Perfect, then re-sentence them without a discount. Simples.

Massive kudos to Tony Tardio of 3AW Melbourne for his description of that straightforward stumping fallout as a ‘broohaha’.

Does 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 supporters moaning on social media for 24 hours constitute day six of a Test match? Meaning 🇦🇺 wins twice?

While Sunday’s game was most entertaining, Adelaide supporters ever since with their “we was robbed” whining is not without it’s charm.

Why is a captain who declared on day one of a Test match not under pressure to keep his job?