awww hello little kitty cat woah what the fuck how did you do that holy shit

televapepathy

nowadays when people say they have an oral fixation it means they love smoking weed and sucking dick. that's just being awesome.

Literally me bc I cut my own hair on Friday night and when I came in on Monday a bunch of 4 year old girls pointed at me and went you look WEIRD your hair looks WEIRD

Learn 👇

I would love to say I'm about to send the most passive aggressive teams message this workplace has ever seen but I work with mostly middle aged southern Baptist women it's not even gonna be the most passive aggressive message of the week

We've fired the racist employee from the racism factory. Her racist behavior has no place in the racism factory and goes completely against the values of the factory where we produce and manufacture racism

Blue lady situation was kind of funny AF bc as a trans guy with a brain on the Internet u have to spend so much time being like I am normal I do not think transandrophobia is a real thing and then she gets on here like "I hate all trans men because they are trans" OK THANKS

Why is the discourse of the week all about bread

All my friends are autistic so every time I call my current "best friend" my best friend we both take a moment to acknowledge that we are not all time lifelong best friends and pay respect to our respective true best friends

This is one of the most insane paragraphs i have Ever read

Touring apartments is like living in a horror movie

Green son or Miku daughter