and i was GAGGED!!!!!!!!

when i write a 3rd ariana album inspired newtmas fic then what

#newt: i don’t know why i am the way i am

NO FUCKING WAY

being constantly ignored and belittled by my doctors got me feeling like the gladers 🥰

going to the worlds most expensive college and studying queer bodies and the interactions between them from ancient times to now as presented in literature so that i can use my knowledge to write fanfic

hes so baby

YEAHHHHHHHHHH everyone cheered

lives were changed

so i leap from the gallows and i levitate down your street

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

like what does that even mean

was thomas hacked LMAO

HIS FIT????

when dylan o’brien said “you can kill the oni but me, ME??? IM A THOUSAND YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T KILL ME” i felt that. like he ate that so bad i still think about it, what, 10 years later?

PAUL RUDD AND WILL POULTER AND JENNA ORTEGA THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF god will looks SO GOOD

might have to watch the artful dodger i keep getting cunty little edits of tbs in it on my fyp

need to put it on the record that i’ll be graduating from an ivy league next year and still my greatest accomplishment will be organizing those maze runner movie rewatches (especially tdc when wes joined in)