$5 - $10 discount at this gas station for doing a silly dance when you walk in. 🕺🏻🎶💃🏽 (🎥:gasstationantics)

Where there's smoke, there's fire right? Well lots of reports of smoke, but no reports of the fire.

What will end first: this game or my overnight shift?

We need to stop this slaughter to save whales, save our oceans, and ultimately save ourselves. These hunting ships are scheduled to go back out again in‼️JUNE‼️. Here’s prepared tweets and emails that you can send to the Icelandic embassy now to help: bit.ly/4354FF0

This is basically the automated voice message equivalent of giving the establishment the ol double middle finger salute. Elias Makos #CJAD800

Just spent way too much time trying to find a word to rhyme with robbery for a story... only to then give up and go a different route.

Just had a call in the newsroom, to announce a school closure.... in July. Yep. Because of the power outages in Beaconsfield the Gordon Robertson Beauty Academy is closed. #CJAD800

GOAL OF THE TOURNAMENT! UNBELIEVABLE! Marta Cox with a sensational finish from distance that gives Panama their 1st ever World Cup goal! #FIFAWWC

One of those days where I have a great dumb joke to go with a headline, but it's such a nothing story I can't justify using it other than "I just wanted to tell my dumb joke."

I love announcers during blowout games.

Internal monologue: I wonder if I can write this story entirely in rhyme? *writes it* Internal monologue: I guess I have to use it now right?

A group of pro-Palestinian demonstrators have set up a blockade on the Jacques-Cartier Bridge. The bridge is closed completely. #CJAD800

I have good news for the CAQ, it turns out all those Anglos have been Francophones this entire time! youtube.com/watch?v=zT6apA…

Another masterful performance by the one and only Andrew Carter

There's a dog at work so if I happen to forget there's supposed to be an 8am newscast: Stuff happened last night, crazy things were said. Weather Network says should be a nice fall Roberto Luongo played goalie for a beer league team. I'm going to go play with the dog now.

This Georgia v Alabama game is insane.

Just a normal winter day in Montreal. Light snow, roads aren't bad and the REM is down.

Based on the number of cars I saw LEAVING downtown as I was coming in to town at 4:00 A.M. I can only assume everyone had a great time last night.

Who knew today would be such a history lesson.

"Go" officially gets the green light.