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The Durian brings you the finest in utter bollocks with an insincere shit-eating grin on its face.

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First they came for the jackfruit, and I did not speak out Because I was not a jackfruit Then they came for the banh mi, and I did not speak out Because I was not a banh mi Then they came for me, and I did not speak out Because I'm an inanimate fruit @zoesqwilliams.bsky.social

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The Durian is proud to sponsor the Craigavon Cowboys and hopes to one day become the team’s official nonsense news supplier based in Vietnam. Head on over to The Durian News for the latest in gibberish news. x.com/NewsDurian #matchdaysponsor #gameweek #wearecowboys

The Durian is proud to sponsor the Craigavon Cowboys and hopes to one day become the team’s official nonsense news supplier based in Vietnam.

Head on over to <a href="/NewsDurian/">The Durian News</a> for the latest in gibberish news.

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Lesser-spotted ESL leach to return to his natural habitat, where he has an ample supply of cheap beer, nitrous oxide and tedious conversations #Vietnam #Travel #backpack #backpacker #backpacking theduriannews.com/2019/04/former…

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tinyurl.com/y458mp8t “Our roads continue to remain the cornerstone of fatalities – claiming over 8000 lives in 2017 – but in the same year, just 133 people perished in railroad wrecks, many of whom did not even die on ‘train street’” Nguyen said, using air quotes for effect.