
The Durian News
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First they came for the jackfruit, and I did not speak out Because I was not a jackfruit Then they came for the banh mi, and I did not speak out Because I was not a banh mi Then they came for me, and I did not speak out Because I'm an inanimate fruit @zoesqwilliams.bsky.social



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