Tasting my first Monday Mac in a month. Truly a holy experience. I can see a Jesus from here.

22 points in the first half from #22 herself. Cassie Nash is the undisputed steal queen.

Fuck this guy. Embarrassment to all of us.

The students have spoken @JohnWoell1

Bro, was the college really gonna let the Ashton news slide? Imma fr pray they don’t fumble this too.

So how was Cocaine Bear really?

It’s Monday night and the lack of Monday Mac today is catching up to me. Always gone when I pull up😢

Little over two weeks past Ashton’s arrest and now we got men’s basketball freshmen getting hella money to have their toes tasted lmfao I swear this school is not real.

Merry St.Patty’s Day you filthy animals😘🍻

Shit man, I was just starting to get comfortable on Spring Break

I’m trying to go to the Olympics for curling. Is a curling team in the cards @SimpsonStormAD ?

In God We Bust 🙏

Happy birthday to my favorite weather-themed pachyderm Thunder the Elephant!

sweat sweat sweat

Meal plans are a mess this year, but we can change that SimpCo ⁦BarstoolSimpson⁩ change.org/p/let-students…

FRESHMEN ARE HERE. WE BOUT BACK BB😎

ARE YOU READY TO STUMBLE🤩

Labor Day classes L. Get with the times SimpCo.

CALLING ALL SIMPSON COMMUNITY Our varsity Valorant team will be debuting Sept. 16 & 17 at the Unified MEC Fall Clash! Bring your Simpson ID to the Franklin Jr. High Event Center for FREE spectator admission to the event! Come out, support your friends and have a good time!

Ahhhh and they were roommates I guess res life🫠