This is an actual part of the Cass Review. There literally is no follow-up to this paragraph. For some reason, they just really want us to know that it would be difficult to tell if a 5'7' person is male or female based on their height alone.

No future. No future.

This is so funny

(I to my shame have never seen a single Pedro Almodovar film and until this second thought it was pronounced al-MOH-dovar)

Instinctively responded to 'hey you wanna buy some ice?' with 'oh no, I'm good thank you' in the most British voice I could muster

why did i start tearing up

'Incest Kink'....

I'd never actually heard the pre-sell out Black Eyed Peas before. Slightly mind-blowing, albeit depressing.

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Recently became friends with a guy who currently has no phone or social media (other than Snapchat and WhatsApp which are obviously atm pointless), and two email addresses that he never checks. Doesn't own any ID or bank card either. Don't think even I was ever this bad.

thinking about the film society chair who summed up Taxi Driver by going 'the problem is that films about people are boring' and getting annoyed again

I just forced myself to listen to Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs for the first time in a good fifteen years because it was inexplicably stuck in my head and I couldn't get it out any other way. Was extremely painful, but it had to be done.

heard this song countless times obviously but never knew it was the very first thing they ever did or about the heavy dub influence before

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We should normalize eating jars of honey as meals. And pricing should reflect this new societal shift. Reject evolution. Return to bear.

Only just realised, did Elon Musk rename Twitter after his son? Or does he just like the letter X that much

My Twitter feed feels so much more positive now I've managed to switch it to 90% films but that also makes it so much harder to stop

If you haven't read this yet, put it at the top of your list. You can read it within a day and you will be so grateful you did

Guinness and banh mi are alike in that four out of five are completely meh but you keep spending money on them because that other one in five is one of the greatest pleasures on Earth

i have decided that cig last night doesn't count. I'm still eight and a half months clean, even if I can still feel it all the way down my throat....