Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t Start the Fire just about the last week

Anytime I get angry or frustrated I sing that part of the Charli XCX House song ("I think I'm gonna die in this house") like how I imagine Fred Durst would sing it

“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

You know things are bad when the most boring person doing the most boring job for decades has to come out and say, “Stop trying to arrest us for doing math”

Wow! Seeing the reviews for Melania, I can’t think of another First Lady who had this bad a night at the theatre

Richard Nixon resigned for aiding the cover up of a burglary.

Republicans- “ICE is doing a good job” Democrats- “ICE not is doing a good job” Jeffery Epstein- how ,oldis she

I’m sure he uses those wigs himself

I still think about this often

i’ve been crying laughing at this for 5 minutes

Nixon resigned, rather than get impeached for ATTEMPTING to spy on his political opponents and trying to cover it up. This week, Pam Bondi was caught red-handed ACTUALLY spying on members of congress. It didn’t last a 48 hour news cycle. We’ve come a long way.

Connor O’Malley, Tim Robinson, Sam Richardson

top 3 best photos of john lennon

I got a new phone in December and legit just didn't care to log back into this account until today to share a HS4 lyric card I made

Well, I did it again. And by it, I mean I tried making a cocktail in a cocktail shaker with booze and a carbonated beverage.