Full salsa jar dropped/in our all white new kitchen/Looking to skip town.

Spring, I implore thee/deliver us relief from/the Amazon coat.

Gathering shirt lint/my belly button Sarlacc/where is Boba Fett? #TheMandalorian

Home quarantine-bound/but what of the drifters stuck/in our crawl spaces? #coronahaiku

Faustian doodles/no dog baggies exist for/this treacherous pact. #bernedoodles #seriouslyagain

"We'll fight in the shade,"/I steeled myself facing this/meal with no ketchup.

Recommendations/sought for child therapists/and a good locksmith.

Packing camp lunches/a teary reunion with/old friend Bologna.

Freshly repainted/our apartment feels brand new/Hello, Stomach Flu.

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Children's Museum/rainy New York City day/redolent of farts.

A child's true nature/becomes clear when they're gifted/a super soaker.

"Looks like they're both out,"/the sleepover version of/"Nice, a no-hitter."

Pokémon card rules/on a hungover morning/sweet Death, embrace me.

Yanni or Laurel?/Since we needed another/argument online.