azem: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision hyth: dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! azem: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! emet: please. turn off my fucking life support

Ufufufu

((I will strive to remain spoiler-free until the new year, but we shall see. WE SHALL SEE.))

Ufufufu intensifies

에메트세르크 취임 축하 エメトセルク就任お祝い

What exactly does it mean “to mald”?

I am NOT approving that concept.

Just another normal day when Azem and Hades are hate-sparring.

:3c

“Back in the days of paradise” Emet-Selch do you understand how ridiculous you sound. That was last week and you’re upset they forgot the mustard for your sandwich.

*slightly lifts his robes to display an ankle* Oooo, impropriety.

#EndwalkerSpoilers yet another new shark concept submitted to the Bureau of the Architect! This one’s named… blåhaj?

cries

Did anyone else just see that ambystoma with a knife on its back?

That monocorn doesn't know what's about to hit it.

Please. No more sharks.

sorry to everyone who likes ascian Hythlodaeus but I cannot take him seriously #FFXIV

''Waht's the bad news?!'' said the warrior of light Hythlodaeus took oiut two machine guns. ''I'm the bad news...''